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Created On: 11/09/2009 13:31:10
Just to prove that this works, my page on Massage Space is on the first page of results in yahoo.

If you search for Venice Florida Massage Therapy, which is typically how clients search, you will find this page.

You might be a massage therapist if:

Created On: 09/01/2009 13:02:53
Edited By michelle On: 09/01/2009 13:19:33
1.You go to the supermarket to buy a gallon of oil( And not for cooking)
2.When someone passes gas you actually say it's a compliment
3.Instead of saying "can you hear me now" you say "can you feel me now"
4.You dont look at people as being hott anymore instead you look at their posture
5.Your collection of CD's are of Enya, Yanni and all quiet music
6.All your friends want a massage from you and they wont give or pay anything for it
7.When you call 20-30 hrs a week full time
8.You wont tell anyone at the bar your a massage therapist
9.You cant give someone a hug with out massaging them during it
10. When everyone you know hasto tell you about a knot or a pain.
11.When your table makes a "fart" noise and you have to exuse it.
12.They start talking about things and you say "so does that hurt"
13.You realize that certain body parts are no longer there.
14.When someone falls asleep and you are unaware till you hit a nerve.
15.You find your self repeating "I like being a pain in ur ass" as your pushing in deep on their buttocks.
16.When you have to try to describe the differences in Massages 30x a day and you forget to say " its not sexual"
17. When every guy that calls you, in the back of your mind your thinking "ah not another sexual question"
18. If your finding that everyone on your table has no idea what your doing anyway or they try to describe what muscle it is.
19.When you think one name covers every one.
20.Everyone calls you and asks are you still open and its 11pm at night.

http://www.curtisymassagetherapy.com/HUMORPAGE.html

10 Massage Therapy Jokes.

Created On: 08/24/2009 10:06:19
Edited By michelle On: 08/24/2009 10:07:10

1. Massage Therapist: Your appointment is for 9 A.M. If I'm not on time, start without me.

2. Massage Therapist: Let me know if that's too much pressure. I don't want to torture you. That would be an added charge.

3. Massage Therapist (monologuing): I'm going to be doing frictions which can be a little unpleasant. It's at this point patients sometimes say (in a Sean Connery accent) "Do you expect me to talk?" And I say (wigged out Goldfinger voice): "I expect you to die, Mr. Bond!"

4. Client: What's in the massage oil?
Massage Therapist: Patchouli and some Rosemary. It smells nice. I tried using holy water once but it burns! It BURNS!

5. Massage Therapist: Is the pressure okay?
Client: How will I know if it's not "okay"?
Massage Therapist: If you see dead relatives beckoning you toward a bright light, that would be one clue.

6. Client: So...where did you get your training?
Massage Therapist: Prison.
Client (hushed gasp): Oh.

7. Client: By that pressure, I'd say you don't like me very much.
Massage Therapist: (Easing up.) No, no! Thank you for telling me the pressure was too much for you. If I really didn't like you, I'd use the lawn mower maneuver.
Client: (Curious) Ah, and what's that?
Massage Therapist: I wrap a long towel around your head several times, place one foot on your back, take one end of the towel and, er...start you up!
Client descends into silence for the rest of the hour, tips generously and scurries out.

8. Client: Jeez! That trigger point really hurt!
Massage Therapist: Yeah, if only I would use my powers for good instead of evil.

9. Massage Therapist: Would you like some Tiger Balm down your spine?
Client: No. You shouldn't use that! It's not ecologically sound! It's made with real tigers!
Massage Therapist: Ma'am, I can assure you that Tiger Balm is not that expensive. I've looked at the ingredients and I'm sure it does not contain any tiger residue whatsoever.
Client: Oh. Um. Okay.
Massage Therapist: The Baby Powder, however, contains 96% actual babies.

10. Client: I'm thinking of becoming a Massage Therapist myself. In the job I have now all I hear is complaints and people tell me their problems all day.
Massage Therapist: Spoken as a true healer.
Client: Huh?
Massage Therapist: What is it you do now, again?
Client: I'm a nurse.
Massage Therapist: (Speechless.)


Celebration Time for me!

Created On: 07/31/2009 14:49:37
Edited By michelle On: 07/31/2009 14:50:43
Hello everyone. Just wanted to share my happy news. I was granted my Florida state massage license yesterday. I'm so happy. I've had to wait almost 6 months now. I'm too happy and excited to look back. I'm only looking forward. I'm getting ready to go and buy some new paint for my therapy room. Wooo-Hooo!

Massage & Fertility

Created On: 07/29/2009 16:24:47
Edited By michelle On: 07/29/2009 16:25:58
I have always been fascinated with fertility massage and have been looking for natural supplements to enhance and increase results. I recently came across an article in a Woman's World magazine that featured an all natural "miracle" fertility pill. I'm going to do some more research and would love to hear from anyone who has any experience with fertility massage and other natural treatments. Here is the web site, if anyone is interested. http://fertilityblend.com/

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2012 FSMTA Convention and Trade Show

Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:13

ONLINE CONVENTION REGISTRATION NOW OPEN NOTE: Early Bird Member Price has been extended to May 5th and several classes are full so don’t delay! Join us June 27 – July 1, 2012 for the 2012 FSMTA Annual Convention & Trade Show. Our theme is BELIEVE* INVEST* GROW. Believe in yourself, Invest in your future and Grow in your profession. We will be back at the beautiful Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate and have a FABULOUS line-up of classes from which you can choose and earn up to 19 CE credits towards license renewal. Not familiar with our convention? CLICK HERE to watch a short video clip and learn more about the FSMTA Convention and Trade Show. 2012 FSMTA Convention Program CLICK HERE Early Bird Member Price has been extended to May 5th and several classes are full so don’t delay! For online Convention Registration CLICK HERE Successful Start Program ~ Massage Students, Instructors and Massage Therapist who have been licensed two years or less are invited to attend this unique program at no charge. Less than 130 spots left as of 5/09/12, so if you are interested in attending don’t hesitate to contact the central office at 407-786-3307 or email info [at] fsmta [dot] org for more information CLICK HERE Educators for Full Day Massage Therapy Educator Summit information CLICK HERE Mears Transportation Mears Transportation has been solely focused on airport shuttle business since 1983. Mears has became synonymous with outstanding service and a leader in the ground transportation industry. Click on the image below to download a transportation coupon and instructions on how to use it. Mears Transportation Coupon Entertainment This year FSMTA has teamed up with Orlando Convention to help you make the most of your time in Orlando. Available discounts include restaurants, golf, attractions, nightlife, shopping and much more. Each listing offers detailed information and discount coupons that can be printed. They can also make your dinner reservation, book your group dinner party or event. This web site will help you plan your time during your stay in Orlando. Just click on the golden ticket to: · Purchase, discounted attraction tickets! · Receive, discounts to fantastic restaurants and make dinner reservations! · Enjoy complimentary cocktails at some of Orlando’s best nightlife! · Play great golf at a discount! · Shop at Orlando’s most exclusive stores and outlets with discounts! · Rent cars and make use of other great services all with fantastic discounts! This web site will help you plan your time in Orlando and SAVE MONEY! HOTEL INFORMATION: Reservations may be made at the Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate by calling 800-843-6664 and asking for the FSMTA room block. You may also make reservations online by CLICKING HERE Reservations must be made by 5:00pm on June 6, 2012 to guarantee our rate of $130 per night. The resort fee is WAIVED for our rooms. EXHIBITORS: We have expanded exhibit hall hours, adding a 2-hour slot Thursday afternoon, to allow the Successful Start Program attendees access to the hall. The SSP has moved from Wednesday evening to Thursday morning which will allow you the opportunity to promote your products/services to those attendees. The Exhibit Hall will sell out FAST…don’t miss out on this great opportunity. CLICK HERE to download the exhibitor prospectus Only (0) 8×8 booths and (20) 8×10 booths left CLICK HERE for an updated floor plan (5/16/12).

Comprehensive Coverage for your Massage Practice

Thursday, 08 March 2012 20:00

Joining the FSMTA gives you exclusive access to reduced rates on comprehensive coverage for your massage practice, including professional and premises liability insurance, general liability insurance and property coverage. Our specially designed coverage program is available to FSMTA members only and includes both the professional and premises liability coverage required by Florida for your massage establishment. At only $99 the FSMTA policy is the most affordable coverage available anywhere, and will meet your basic practice needs. You can also affordably expand this coverage to include additional general liability coverage, or business property coverage. Whether you select our comprehensive member policy or choose one of the available coverage options, the FSMTA program offers an overall insurance package which is unbeatable. How to Enroll To get started, just complete a separate coverage application, and select the features which fit you best. If you are a current FSMTA member, you may log in to your membership profile to apply for a new insurance policy online or print the insurance application to mail in with your check. If you are new to the FSMTA, you are welcome to apply for membership and insurance at the same time and can include both applications in the same envelope, but please enclose separate checks for accounting purposes. Please continue reading for more detailed information about pricing and coverage. Coverage Highlights Comprehensive Member Policy Optional Coverage Enhancements Professional Liability Coverage for: Massage Therapy Movement Therapy Energy Therapy Spa Therapy Special Coverage: Skin Care Application Nutritional Specialists Colon Hydro Therapy Personal Trainer Hot Stone Addendum Premises Liability Coverage: Bodily Injury Property Damage General Liability Coverage: Personal & Advertising Injury Medical Expense Reimbursement Limits of Liability: $1,000,000 / $1,000,000 $1,000,000 / $3,000,000 Business Personal Property for: Equipment Supplies History of the FSMTA Malpractice Insurance Program: FSMTA is the only state massage association in the country offering a malpractice insurance program for its members.  Unlike national groups, FSMTA is able to customize its coverage program to meet the unique needs of Florida massage therapists.  Since the program’s inception in 1997, FSMTA has worked tirelessly to ensure our coverage program is responsive to the evolving needs of our members.  The coverage program we offer today is the result of that initiative – the broadest choice of professional coverage options available anywhere, at a price affordable for everyone. The Insurance Company: The FSMTA has the most established program for massage insurance in the nation. The FSMTA professional liability coverage program is underwritten through Allied Professionals Insurance Company, a Risk Retention Group, Inc.—the nation’s largest alternative health Risk Retention Group. Allied’s programs have been serving alternative healthcare since 1986, and the program is rated A- (Excellent) by AM Best and A Prime (Unsurpassed) by Demotech.  All coverage is reinsured through Lloyd’s of London, the world’s oldest and most prestigious insurance underwriter.  Lloyd’s is also the underwriter for the FSMTA’s optional property coverage. Comprehensive Professional and Premises Liability Package: The FSMTA has negotiated a unique, members-only package policy combining both Professional Liability and Premises Liability (including Property Damage Liability) into a simple package policy. This ensures that you are protected for both acts of professional misconduct as well as from a simple slip and fall incident that could occur on your premises. The pricing is ideal for the massage therapist. Combined $1,000,000/$1,000,000 basic coverage is only $99, while coverage for the $1,000,000/$3,000,000 basic package is just $115. You pick the coverage that suits your unique needs. Supplemental General Liability Insurance: One of the great things about the FSMTA insurance program is that it provides you what you need, but has options for you to select more coverage if you want.  An example of this is the General Liability insurance enhancement for $40.  While our package program of professional and premises liability satisfies most of our FSMTA member needs, you may wish to carry expanded general liability coverage.  The FSMTA General Liability enhancement includes Personal and Advertising Injury, such as claims of libel, Products Liability for products used in your practice, and $5,000 of supplemental coverage for Medical Expenses resulting from any accidental injury. Business Personal Property Insurance: If you are looking for coverage for your practice-related personal property, FSMTA now offers Business Personal Property insurance.  This optional coverage is underwritten by Lloyd’s of London, and provides $10,000 in coverage for your equipment, supplies, and other contents used in your practice. The cost for this coverage is only $100 per year ($500 deductible).  If your needs for property coverage are greater, higher supplemental limits are also available. Special Coverage Extensions: FSMTA has worked with our carrier to provide a variety of coverage extensions to meet the needs of those members with diverse practices that include specialized services.  Coverage is available through the FSMTA for a variety of modalities including the following: Hot Stone Addendum Skin Care Application Nutritional Specialist Colon Hydro Therapy Personal Trainer To request coverage for these professional services, please download and complete the application addendum by clicking on the link provided.  Additional charges may apply. National Coverage-Free Occurrences Conversion The American Massage Council uses an approved claims-made Master Policy for providing coverage. Each massage therapist receives their own individual limits of coverage for a full twelve months. By utilizing a Master Policy issued through a federally chartered Risk Purchasing Group, you receive national coverage, protecting you anywhere you go within the United States (subject only to licensure laws). Your policy also includes a unique claims feature. At the end of five years, coverage automatically becomes permanent (called occurrences). This means you are covered even if a claim is made against you years after you retire from practice. This feature is free. And should you need to access this feature sooner than five years, an affordable schedule is available for early conversion. Your Full Policy – Free of Charge At FSMTA we think it is important that you understand fully what you are getting with our coverage program.  That is why, unlike other insurance programs, we have always provided our members with a full copy of their policy, free of charge.  Be sure to review your policy, in particular Article V, Insuring Agreements, which details what is covered, and Article X, Exclusions, which specifies what isn’t covered. We are very happy with our coverage program, and when you read your policy, we think you will be too. Additional Insured Information: An additional insured can be any establishment where you work, or property that you rent. Many landlords and employers prefer you add them to your policy to protect them in the event of an incident. To add an additional insured to your policy, it costs $10 for each of the first 4 businesses, any additional are FREE! Simply fill out the form below and fax or mail to our office. Additional Insured Request Form Certificate Holders A certificate holder (example; landlords or employers) will be notified of any changes made to the policy or if there is a lapse in the policy. The certificate holder cannot make any changes to the policy. Certificate Holder Request Form Additional Premises Information: An additional premises is your second, third, or fourth (etc) establishment; one where you hold an establishment license. A phenomenal perk of having your liability insurance through FSMTA is that we give you one FREE premises coverage with your comprehensive member policy. If you have more than one establishment simply fill out the additional premises form and send in with payment of $50 per additional premises. If you have any questions please contact central office at 1-877-FSMTA-4-U (1-877-376-8248).  We look forward to serving you. Additional Premises Request Form To Update Your Information To change your name, address, phone number or clinic information please use the change form below. Change Form

2012 FSMTA Convention Sponsors

Wednesday, 07 March 2012 15:03

Thank You to Our Sponsors! As of April 16, 2012, our Convention sponsors are: Big Bend Chapter Brevard Chapter Broward Chapter Central Florida Chapter Dade Chapter Emerald Coast Chapter First Coast Chapter Flagler/Volusia Chapter Gulf Coast Chapter Heart of Florida Chapter Keys Chapter North Central Florida Chapter Palm Beach Chapter Sarasota/Manatee Chapter Southwest Florida Chapter Sugar Dunes Chapter Suwannee Valley Chapter Tampa Bay Chapter Treasure Coast Chapter

FSMTA Has Moved The Central Office

Sunday, 04 March 2012 21:25

The FSMTA office has moved to a new location Our new address is: 978 Douglas Ave, Suite 104, Altamonte Springs FL 32714 Our new telephone number is 407-786-3307 and new fax number is 407-786-3306. Our tollfree number remains the same 877-376-8248

Thank You To Paul Hagen & VacuPractor

Tuesday, 11 October 2011 18:22

Thank you to Paul Hagen and VacuPractor for sponsoring the FSMTA Spring Quarterly Board meeting, March 24-25, 2012! FSMTA appreciates VacuPractor’s generosity as the FSMTA Board works to serve LMTs in Florida!

CHECK OUT CHAPTER ACTIVITIES

Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:51

Did you know that there are 19 chapters in Florida…and most of them have monthly meetings where 2 CE credit seminars are given. Chapter meetings are open to all LMTs in Florida but if you are an FSMTA member, you will receive the CE credits for FREE or very low cost! This is a huge member benefit when you consider the cost of continuing education courses you need to take for licensure renewal. If you start attending your chapter meetings NOW, you should have all of your CE hours well before the next deadline of August 31, 2013. Most chapters also offer the required classes during this time. Click HERE to access chapter meeting and contact information.

ANNOUNCING THE NEWEST FSMTA MEMBER BENEFIT!

Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:15

FSMTA announces a partnership with Square, provider of a credit card reader that fits right on your android phone, iPhone, iPad or iPod touch. The card reader is FREE and there are NO contracts and NO monthly fees…it’s just one simple rate of 2.75% for ALL credit cards, including American Express. To start accepting credit cards TODAY, simply click HERE to access the FSMTA sign-up page with Square. Expand your business opportunities immediately with this easy to use tool and never have to say “I’m sorry, but I do not accept credit cards” again!

2012 Board of Massage Therapy Meeting Dates and Locations

Tuesday, 19 July 2011 16:40

2012 Board of Massage Therapy Meeting Dates and Locations . January 26-27, 2012 Agenda Deadline: December 27, 2011 Holiday Inn & Suites – Sawgrass Mills 3003 N. University Dr. | Sunrise, FL 33332 (City – Ft. Lauderdale) (954) 315-2169 April 19-20, 2012 Agenda Deadline: March 21, 2012 Double Tree by Hilton Tampa Airport Westshore 4500 W. Cypress St. | Tampa, FL 33607 (813) 998-2211 July 25-27, 2012 Agenda Deadline: June 26, 2012 Florida Hotel & Conf Center 1500 Sand Lake Rd. | Orlando, FL 32809 (407) 816-5071 October 25-26, 2012 Hilton Naples 5111 Tamiami Trl. N. | Naples, FL 34103 (239) 659-3132 Florida Department of Health Board of Massage Therapy Website

2012 FSMTA Convention Exhibitors

Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:26

The FSMTA Convention and Trade Show attracts the best companies in the massage and wellness industry every year. Licensed massage therapists throughout the state of Florida attend the FSMTA Exhibit Hall because it provides them a unique opportunity to test samples, experience demonstrations, touch tools, and meet the experts in person…all in one place. Plus, admission is FREE! To see what the 2012 Exhibitors can offer you, explore their websites below. Access Consciousness 708 Access Consciousness 710 Acucups Cupping Therapy 718 Alliance For Massage Therapy Education 112 Asteeza – Natural Body Wonder 619 American Massage Council 300 American 3B Scientific 705 Asteeza 619 Aura Visions 320 The Avalon Effect 713 The Avalon Effect 715 Bamboo-Fusion 314 Biomatworks 707 BIOTONE 409 BIOTONE 508 Body Support Systems, Inc 210 Bon Vital 400 Broady Health Sciences 711 Ceramic Wonder 810 Comfort Crafts, Inc 316 Comfort Crafts, Inc 318 Commission on Massage Therapy Accreditation 113 Core Products International 200 Core Products International 202 Corestones, Inc 813 CranioCradle 609 Cranial Release Technique 800 CRYODERM 515 CRYODERM 513 CRYODERM 511 CRYODERM 509 Custom Craftworks 311 Custom Craftworks 410 doTERRA Essential Oils 211 Earthlite Massage Tables Inc 809 Empath Yoga 617 Evolution Enterprises 215 Fifth Third Bank 814 Florida Board of Massage Therapy 114 Florida State Massage Therapy Association 300 Frequency Specific Seminars 209 Full Circle School, Inc 221 Guidry Health Services 219 Hancock CranioSomatic Institute 611 Hancock CranioSomatic Institute 613 Himalayan Salt Stone Massage 108 Holsters For Healers 615 I-Surance, LLC 616 Jojoba Company, The 701 Kent Health Systems 703 Light and Sound Therapy 716 Lippincott Williams & Wilkins 620 Manna 360 519 Massage Docs 310 Massage Envy 621 Massage Envy 720 Massage Magazine 612 Massage Magazine 610 Massage Magazine 608 Massage Therapy Foundation 110 Massage Today/MPA Media 700 Massage Warehouse 719 Massage Warehouse 717 Massage Warehouse 818 Massage Warehouse 816 MPA Media / Massage Today 700 Nature Creation 618 NCBTMB 411 Nussentials Wake Fit 517 OPTP 614 Other Worlds Massage Services 812 Planning Partners Financial Group 712 Performance Health 500 Sacro Wedgy® / B&B Marketing 521 Sanctuary – presented by Massage Warehouse 821 Sanctuary – presented by Massage Warehouse 819 Sanctuary – presented by Massage Warehouse 817 Sassi Stones 806 Scenar Health USA 214 Sensory Connections 107 Serola Biomechanics, Inc. 510 Soothing Touch 309 Soothing Touch 408 Stronglite Inc 811 Structural Energetic Therapy, Inc 204 Structural Energetic Therapy, Inc 206 Thumper Massager Inc.312 Topical BioMedics 308 Upledger Institute/Barral Institute 600 CLICK HERE for an updated floor plan (5/16/12). Interested in exhibiting at the 2012 FSMTA Annual Convention? Click Here to Download the 2012 Exhibitor Prospectus. For additional information, please contact Wilda at wilda [dot] pickett [at] fsmta [dot] org .

NEW Features of FSMTA Liability Insurance

Wednesday, 28 July 2010 13:52

FSMTA now offers an affordable option to members for Colon Hydrotherapy Liability Insurance! FSMTA’s Professional Liability Insurance Program for Massage Therapy also recently expanded to include loss of earnings and medical expenses.  Now, your policy will pay up to $500 per day for loss of earnings if you miss work due to a pending lawsuit.  The insurance company will also pay up to $5,000 for medical expenses related to an accident for which you become liable. To learn more details about the FSMTA Professional Liability Insurance Policy, please visit this page.

 

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