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My MassageSpace Page Yahoo Rank

Created On: 11/09/2009 13:31:10
Just to prove that this works, my page on Massage Space is on the first page of results in yahoo.

If you search for Venice Florida Massage Therapy, which is typically how clients search, you will find this page.

You might be a massage therapist if:

Created On: 09/01/2009 13:02:53
Edited By michelle On: 09/01/2009 13:19:33
1.You go to the supermarket to buy a gallon of oil( And not for cooking)
2.When someone passes gas you actually say it's a compliment
3.Instead of saying "can you hear me now" you say "can you feel me now"
4.You dont look at people as being hott anymore instead you look at their posture
5.Your collection of CD's are of Enya, Yanni and all quiet music
6.All your friends want a massage from you and they wont give or pay anything for it
7.When you call 20-30 hrs a week full time
8.You wont tell anyone at the bar your a massage therapist
9.You cant give someone a hug with out massaging them during it
10. When everyone you know hasto tell you about a knot or a pain.
11.When your table makes a "fart" noise and you have to exuse it.
12.They start talking about things and you say "so does that hurt"
13.You realize that certain body parts are no longer there.
14.When someone falls asleep and you are unaware till you hit a nerve.
15.You find your self repeating "I like being a pain in ur ass" as your pushing in deep on their buttocks.
16.When you have to try to describe the differences in Massages 30x a day and you forget to say " its not sexual"
17. When every guy that calls you, in the back of your mind your thinking "ah not another sexual question"
18. If your finding that everyone on your table has no idea what your doing anyway or they try to describe what muscle it is.
19.When you think one name covers every one.
20.Everyone calls you and asks are you still open and its 11pm at night.

http://www.curtisymassagetherapy.com/HUMORPAGE.html

10 Massage Therapy Jokes.

Created On: 08/24/2009 10:06:19
Edited By michelle On: 08/24/2009 10:07:10

1. Massage Therapist: Your appointment is for 9 A.M. If I'm not on time, start without me.

2. Massage Therapist: Let me know if that's too much pressure. I don't want to torture you. That would be an added charge.

3. Massage Therapist (monologuing): I'm going to be doing frictions which can be a little unpleasant. It's at this point patients sometimes say (in a Sean Connery accent) "Do you expect me to talk?" And I say (wigged out Goldfinger voice): "I expect you to die, Mr. Bond!"

4. Client: What's in the massage oil?
Massage Therapist: Patchouli and some Rosemary. It smells nice. I tried using holy water once but it burns! It BURNS!

5. Massage Therapist: Is the pressure okay?
Client: How will I know if it's not "okay"?
Massage Therapist: If you see dead relatives beckoning you toward a bright light, that would be one clue.

6. Client: So...where did you get your training?
Massage Therapist: Prison.
Client (hushed gasp): Oh.

7. Client: By that pressure, I'd say you don't like me very much.
Massage Therapist: (Easing up.) No, no! Thank you for telling me the pressure was too much for you. If I really didn't like you, I'd use the lawn mower maneuver.
Client: (Curious) Ah, and what's that?
Massage Therapist: I wrap a long towel around your head several times, place one foot on your back, take one end of the towel and, er...start you up!
Client descends into silence for the rest of the hour, tips generously and scurries out.

8. Client: Jeez! That trigger point really hurt!
Massage Therapist: Yeah, if only I would use my powers for good instead of evil.

9. Massage Therapist: Would you like some Tiger Balm down your spine?
Client: No. You shouldn't use that! It's not ecologically sound! It's made with real tigers!
Massage Therapist: Ma'am, I can assure you that Tiger Balm is not that expensive. I've looked at the ingredients and I'm sure it does not contain any tiger residue whatsoever.
Client: Oh. Um. Okay.
Massage Therapist: The Baby Powder, however, contains 96% actual babies.

10. Client: I'm thinking of becoming a Massage Therapist myself. In the job I have now all I hear is complaints and people tell me their problems all day.
Massage Therapist: Spoken as a true healer.
Client: Huh?
Massage Therapist: What is it you do now, again?
Client: I'm a nurse.
Massage Therapist: (Speechless.)


Celebration Time for me!

Created On: 07/31/2009 14:49:37
Edited By michelle On: 07/31/2009 14:50:43
Hello everyone. Just wanted to share my happy news. I was granted my Florida state massage license yesterday. I'm so happy. I've had to wait almost 6 months now. I'm too happy and excited to look back. I'm only looking forward. I'm getting ready to go and buy some new paint for my therapy room. Wooo-Hooo!

Massage & Fertility

Created On: 07/29/2009 16:24:47
Edited By michelle On: 07/29/2009 16:25:58
I have always been fascinated with fertility massage and have been looking for natural supplements to enhance and increase results. I recently came across an article in a Woman's World magazine that featured an all natural "miracle" fertility pill. I'm going to do some more research and would love to hear from anyone who has any experience with fertility massage and other natural treatments. Here is the web site, if anyone is interested. http://fertilityblend.com/

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    November 04, 2009 (6:00 PM - 7:00 PM)
    My team and I hosting a free health and wellness seminar for the people of Venice and the surrounding southwest Florida area. Food and refreshments will be provided. Call to RSVP. 941-441-0249

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2012 FSMTA Convention and Trade Show

Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:13

Join us June 27 – July 1, 2012 for the 2012 FSMTA Annual Convention & Trade Show. Our theme is BELIEVE* INVEST* GROW. Believe in yourself, Invest in your future and Grow in your profession. We will be back at the beautiful Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate and have a FABULOUS line-up of classes from which you can choose and earn up to 19 CE credits towards license renewal. CLICK HERE to access the preliminary schedule of events. CLICK HERE to access the list of outstanding presenters who will be sharing their knowledge with you. EXHIBITORS: We have expanded exhibit hall hours, adding a 2-hour slot Thursday afternoon, to allow the Successful Start Program attendees access to the hall. The SSP has moved from Wednesday evening to Thursday morning which will allow you the opportunity to promote your products/services to those attendees. The Exhibit Hall will sell out FAST…don’t miss out on this great opportunity. CLICK HERE to download the exhibitor prospectus

Thank You To Erik Dalton

Tuesday, 11 October 2011 19:22

Thank you to Erik Dalton for sponsoring the FSMTA Winter Quarterly Board meeting, January 6-8, 2012! FSMTA appreciates Erik’s generosity as the FSMTA Board works to serve LMTs in Florida!

CHECK OUT CHAPTER ACTIVITIES

Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:51

Did you know that there are 19 chapters in Florida…and most of them have monthly meetings where 2 CE credit seminars are given. Chapter meetings are open to all LMTs in Florida but if you are an FSMTA member, you will receive the CE credits for FREE or very low cost! This is a huge member benefit when you consider the cost of continuing education courses you need to take for licensure renewal. If you start attending your chapter meetings NOW, you should have all of your CE hours well before the next deadline of August 31, 2013. Most chapters also offer the required classes during this time. Click HERE to access chapter meeting and contact information.

ANNOUNCING THE NEWEST FSMTA MEMBER BENEFIT!

Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:15

FSMTA announces a partnership with Square, provider of a credit card reader that fits right on your android phone, iPhone, iPad or iPod touch. The card reader is FREE and there are NO contracts and NO monthly fees…it’s just one simple rate of 2.75% for ALL credit cards, including American Express. To start accepting credit cards TODAY, simply click HERE to access the FSMTA sign-up page with Square. Expand your business opportunities immediately with this easy to use tool and never have to say “I’m sorry, but I do not accept credit cards” again!

2012 Board of Massage Therapy Meeting Dates and Locations

Tuesday, 19 July 2011 17:40

2012 Board of Massage Therapy Meeting Dates and Locations . January 26-27, 2012 Agenda Deadline: December 27, 2011 Holiday Inn & Suites – Sawgrass Mills 3003 N. University Dr. | Sunrise, FL 33332 (City – Ft. Lauderdale) (954) 315-2169 April 19-20, 2012 Agenda Deadline: March 21, 2012 Double Tree by Hilton Tampa Airport Westshore 4500 W. Cypress St. | Tampa, FL 33607 (813) 998-2211 July 25-27, 2012 Agenda Deadline: June 26, 2012 Florida Hotel & Conf Center 1500 Sand Lake Rd. | Orlando, FL 32809 (407) 816-5071 October 25-26, 2012 Hilton Naples 5111 Tamiami Trl. N. | Naples, FL 34103 (239) 659-3132 Florida Department of Health Board of Massage Therapy Website

2012 FSMTA Convention Exhibitors

Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:26

The FSMTA Convention and Trade Show attracts the best companies in the massage and wellness industry every year. Licensed massage therapists throughout the state of Florida attend the FSMTA Exhibit Hall because it provides them a unique opportunity to test samples, experience demonstrations, touch tools, and meet the experts in person…all in one place. Plus, admission is FREE! To see what the 2012 Exhibitors can offer you, explore their websites below. Acucups Cupping Therapy 718 Alliance For Massage Therapy Education 112 American Massage Council 400 Aura Visions 320 Bamboo-Fusion 314 BIOTONE 409 BIOTONE 508 Bon Vital 311 Bon Vital 410 Broady Health Sciences 711 CranioCradle 609 Cranial Release Technique 800 CRYODERM 515 CRYODERM 513 CRYODERM 511 CRYODERM 509 Earthlite Massage Tables Inc 809 Florida Board of Massage Therapy 114 Florida State Massage Therapy Association 400 Frequency Specific Seminars 209 Jojoba Company, The 701 Kent Health Systems 703 Lippincott Williams & Wilkins 620 Massage Docs 310 Massage Magazine 612 Massage Magazine 610 Massage Magazine 608 Massage Therapy Foundation 110 Massage Today/MPA Media 700 Massage Warehouse 719 Massage Warehouse 717 Massage Warehouse 818 Massage Warehouse 816 MPA Media / Massage Today 700 NCBTMB 411 Performance Health 500 Sacro Wedgy® / B&B Marketing 521 Sanctuary – presented by Massage Warehouse 821 Sanctuary – presented by Massage Warehouse 819 Sanctuary – presented by Massage Warehouse 817 Stronglite Inc 811 Other Worlds Massage Services 812 Performance Health 500 Soothing Touch 309 Soothing Touch 408 Thumper Massager Inc.312 Topical BioMedics 308 Upledger Institute/Barral Institute 600 Interested in exhibiting at the 2012 FSMTA Annual Convention? Click Here to Download the 2012 Exhibitor Prospectus. For additional information, please contact Wilda at wilda [dot] pickett [at] fsmta [dot] org .

NEW Features of FSMTA Liability Insurance

Wednesday, 28 July 2010 14:52

FSMTA now offers an affordable option to members for Colon Hydrotherapy Liability Insurance! FSMTA’s Professional Liability Insurance Program for Massage Therapy also recently expanded to include loss of earnings and medical expenses.  Now, your policy will pay up to $500 per day for loss of earnings if you miss work due to a pending lawsuit.  The insurance company will also pay up to $5,000 for medical expenses related to an accident for which you become liable. To learn more details about the FSMTA Professional Liability Insurance Policy, please visit this page.

Attention Healthcare Providers

Thursday, 04 March 2010 15:22

The Department of Health Bureau of Quality Assurance issued an important notice to warn licensed healthcare providers of a possible telephone scam currently being used to obtain private financial information.  Please read below for details. IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE BOMT – POSSIBLE SCAM: We were recently made aware of a telephone scam, whereby a licensee received a call from a woman indicating she was from the Bureau of Quality Assurance, Department of Health calling to advise his license to practice medicine was being suspended effective immediately because he failed to forward a new set of fingerprints to them. She was very convincing and indicated the mail had not been returned to their offices; however, she could put a “stay” on the suspension if he immediately sent in his fingerprints. When asked if he could go to a local police station to have them taken, she told him she would call the police station to find out if they had the correct card that was needed and that she would call the doctor back. She called him back and said the police station did not have the card and said she could FEDEX it to him and all she needed was a credit card number to charge him $25.37. She proceeded to tell him she couldn’t use the credit card he had used with them previously and that she needed a new card number, which he provided. Later, the doctor became suspicious and called both credit card companies, finding out that upwards of $10,000 had been charged to his credit cards. In order to make our licensees aware of this potential scam and to help ensure protection of their information, the following message is being placed on: all board pages; the first page of the online services portal; the message pages after the practitioner logs into their account; and the FAQs on the online services portal: IMPORTANT MESSAGE - The Department of Health, Division of Medical Quality Assurance, is dedicated to protecting your personal information against fraud and scams. You can help protect your license and personal bank accounts by being cautious in giving out your own personal information such as first name, last name, business name, email address, userid/password, financial information (credit card, bank account number, PIN), social security number, and driver’s license number. We will never request personal credit card or bank account information over the telephone. If we require information from you, we will notify you in writing and request that you provide the information by mail or online only after you have safely and securely logged in to your account. If you believe that someone may be using your account without your permission, please contact us immediately at 850-488-0595.

License Services on FLhealthsource.com

Friday, 19 February 2010 19:50

If you have questions about how to get a license, renew an existing license, or transfer your license from another state; instead of calling the Board of Massage Therapy, you might consider visiting  www.FLHealthSource.com first to see if it answers your question(s).     Services for Licensed Massage Therapists: Renew License Update Address Print Confirmation of License Request Duplicate License Applicants & those considering getting a Florida Massage Therapy License: Licensure Evaluation Tool (Directs you on how to get a FL license) Apply for Licensure Online MQA Examination Services Applicant Status Check Last, but not least, you can fill out a questionairre to see if you are affected by Florida Statute 456.0635. If your license question is not answered on FLHealthsource.com, you can browse the FL Board of Massage Therapy website or call the Board of Massage Therapy at 850-245-4161.

Practice in Florida, Join in Florida

Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:00

Mission Statement: “To Unify the Massage Therapy Profession While Creating, Representing, and Promoting Standards of Excellence in Health Care” Vision Statement: “To Promote Public Awareness of Massage Therapy in Florida Through Education and Professionalism” The Florida State Massage Therapy Association (FSMTA) is the oldest professional massage therapy association, founded in 1939.  Furthermore, FSTMA is the only association that works exclusively for therapists who practice in the state of Florida.

 

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