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Venice Florida Massage Therapy

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Michelle is tired! back to back 7 and 8 session days!

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I am a 2009 graduate of the Florida Academy of Massage (MA56725). I am eager to embark on my new career. Massage is an exciting and challenging field that I am very excited to be a part of. I have a master's degree in education and I am also a licensed esthetician. However, my passion is massage. I've always wanted to be a massage therapist. I believe it has very profound physical and mental benefits that can help people maintain a healthy body and healthy mental state of being. I think this is a great site that will allow me the opportunity to learn from a diverse group of therapist with various levels of expertise.

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My MassageSpace Page Yahoo Rank

Created On: 11/09/2009 13:31:10
Just to prove that this works, my page on Massage Space is on the first page of results in yahoo.

If you search for Venice Florida Massage Therapy, which is typically how clients search, you will find this page.

You might be a massage therapist if:

Created On: 09/01/2009 13:02:53
Edited By michelle On: 09/01/2009 13:19:33
1.You go to the supermarket to buy a gallon of oil( And not for cooking)
2.When someone passes gas you actually say it's a compliment
3.Instead of saying "can you hear me now" you say "can you feel me now"
4.You dont look at people as being hott anymore instead you look at their posture
5.Your collection of CD's are of Enya, Yanni and all quiet music
6.All your friends want a massage from you and they wont give or pay anything for it
7.When you call 20-30 hrs a week full time
8.You wont tell anyone at the bar your a massage therapist
9.You cant give someone a hug with out massaging them during it
10. When everyone you know hasto tell you about a knot or a pain.
11.When your table makes a "fart" noise and you have to exuse it.
12.They start talking about things and you say "so does that hurt"
13.You realize that certain body parts are no longer there.
14.When someone falls asleep and you are unaware till you hit a nerve.
15.You find your self repeating "I like being a pain in ur ass" as your pushing in deep on their buttocks.
16.When you have to try to describe the differences in Massages 30x a day and you forget to say " its not sexual"
17. When every guy that calls you, in the back of your mind your thinking "ah not another sexual question"
18. If your finding that everyone on your table has no idea what your doing anyway or they try to describe what muscle it is.
19.When you think one name covers every one.
20.Everyone calls you and asks are you still open and its 11pm at night.

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10 Massage Therapy Jokes.

Created On: 08/24/2009 10:06:19
Edited By michelle On: 08/24/2009 10:07:10

1. Massage Therapist: Your appointment is for 9 A.M. If I'm not on time, start without me.

2. Massage Therapist: Let me know if that's too much pressure. I don't want to torture you. That would be an added charge.

3. Massage Therapist (monologuing): I'm going to be doing frictions which can be a little unpleasant. It's at this point patients sometimes say (in a Sean Connery accent) "Do you expect me to talk?" And I say (wigged out Goldfinger voice): "I expect you to die, Mr. Bond!"

4. Client: What's in the massage oil?
Massage Therapist: Patchouli and some Rosemary. It smells nice. I tried using holy water once but it burns! It BURNS!

5. Massage Therapist: Is the pressure okay?
Client: How will I know if it's not "okay"?
Massage Therapist: If you see dead relatives beckoning you toward a bright light, that would be one clue.

6. Client: So...where did you get your training?
Massage Therapist: Prison.
Client (hushed gasp): Oh.

7. Client: By that pressure, I'd say you don't like me very much.
Massage Therapist: (Easing up.) No, no! Thank you for telling me the pressure was too much for you. If I really didn't like you, I'd use the lawn mower maneuver.
Client: (Curious) Ah, and what's that?
Massage Therapist: I wrap a long towel around your head several times, place one foot on your back, take one end of the towel and, er...start you up!
Client descends into silence for the rest of the hour, tips generously and scurries out.

8. Client: Jeez! That trigger point really hurt!
Massage Therapist: Yeah, if only I would use my powers for good instead of evil.

9. Massage Therapist: Would you like some Tiger Balm down your spine?
Client: No. You shouldn't use that! It's not ecologically sound! It's made with real tigers!
Massage Therapist: Ma'am, I can assure you that Tiger Balm is not that expensive. I've looked at the ingredients and I'm sure it does not contain any tiger residue whatsoever.
Client: Oh. Um. Okay.
Massage Therapist: The Baby Powder, however, contains 96% actual babies.

10. Client: I'm thinking of becoming a Massage Therapist myself. In the job I have now all I hear is complaints and people tell me their problems all day.
Massage Therapist: Spoken as a true healer.
Client: Huh?
Massage Therapist: What is it you do now, again?
Client: I'm a nurse.
Massage Therapist: (Speechless.)


Celebration Time for me!

Created On: 07/31/2009 14:49:37
Edited By michelle On: 07/31/2009 14:50:43
Hello everyone. Just wanted to share my happy news. I was granted my Florida state massage license yesterday. I'm so happy. I've had to wait almost 6 months now. I'm too happy and excited to look back. I'm only looking forward. I'm getting ready to go and buy some new paint for my therapy room. Wooo-Hooo!

Massage & Fertility

Created On: 07/29/2009 16:24:47
Edited By michelle On: 07/29/2009 16:25:58
I have always been fascinated with fertility massage and have been looking for natural supplements to enhance and increase results. I recently came across an article in a Woman's World magazine that featured an all natural "miracle" fertility pill. I'm going to do some more research and would love to hear from anyone who has any experience with fertility massage and other natural treatments. Here is the web site, if anyone is interested. http://fertilityblend.com/

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NEW Features of FSMTA Liability Insurance

Wednesday, 28 July 2010 13:52

FSMTA Professional Liability Insurance coverage recently expanded to include loss of earnings and medical expenses.  Now, your policy will pay up to $500 per day for loss of earnings if you miss work due to a pending lawsuit.  The insurance company will also pay up to $5,000 for medical expenses related to an accident for which you become liable. To learn more details about the FSMTA Professional Liability Insurance Policy, please visit this page.

End of Legislative Session 2010 Report

Monday, 17 May 2010 15:03

Legislative Session 2010 was extremely busy and our Tallahassee Team, Janet Mabry, Allison Carvajal and Paul Lambert, did an outstanding job keeping track of bills and amendments to help protect our scope of practice. Many of you participated with letters and phone calls – that support helped get the desired outcome; continued support is imperative. Please keep in contact with your legislators when they are back home in your districts. We never know when we will need their help and they respond more favorably if they know who you are.   Janet, Allison and Paul have all been invited to attend Convention 2010 to address the membership at the annual meeting.  Please say hello and let them know that we appreciate their efforts.  If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to let us know. You may also contact Scott Hartsfield directly at MassageJax [at] aol [dot] com or (904) 463-7268. LEGISLATIVE REPORT: TO:  FSMTA FROM:  JANET MABRY DATE: May 6, 2010 RE:  LEGISLATIVE REPORT 2010 SESSION    The 2010 session was once again dominated by budget shortfall projections and every special interest fighting for their piece of the budget pie.   Add to that the veto of two Republican backed bills, one dealing with teachers and the other the reinstatement of leadership funds and top it off with Governor Crist declaring that he will be running as and Independent it is a wonder that FSMTA legislation even got a hearing.   For FSMTA the 2010 legislature had two focal points: •     Offensively we were trying to pass legislation dealing with the horrific crime of human trafficking that is rampant in the state of Florida, with traffickers hiding behind individual massage licenses and massage establishment licenses.  HB 633 by Representative Burgin and its senate companion SB 966 by Senator Joyner moved through the legislative process until the last week.  In the House Representative Burgin was successful in passing the bill out of the House with a vote count of 114 yeas and 0 nays. In the Senate the bill passed easily through its first two committees but ultimately died in the Rules committee. The bill was ultimately stopped for first amendment rights issues.  We learned a lot this first year and I feel confident that we will have even a better bill next year.   •     Defensively, we dealt with HB 139 by Representative Fresen. all session long.  Although the bill, which dealt with deleting examination licensure requirements for students of certain schools, was never heard in committee, that did not stop Representative Fresen, during the last two weeks of session, in trying to amend on to every health care bill heard on the floor a facsimile of the original bill.  The amendment that would have allowed temporary massage licenses with no examination was also offered by Senator Gaetz on the Senate floor. During the last week of session we saw the amendment show up on SB 752, HB 1503 and HB 1143.  Representative Fresen also tried to get the language placed in the budget conforming bills. We needed lots of help defeating these amendments (over and over again) In the Senate, Senators Joyner, Bullard, Jones and Aronberg were very helpful.  In the House Representative Burgin was tireless in fighting this amendment off.  Also Representatives Fetterman, Saunders and Grimsley deserve FSMTA’s thanks.   Other legislation of interest to FSMTA was SB 2272 by Senator Fasano relating to pain-management clinics.  This bill modifies and enhances the regulation of pain management and pain-management clinics in Florida.  Paul Lambert was vigilant in protecting massage therapist under this bill during the whole legislative process.    Another bill that we worked on all session on was SB 752 by Senator Gaetz.  This bill had some relief in it for practitioners that were caught last year in the Gaetz fraud and felony bill SB 1986.  However, this bill did not pass.  We worked closely with other allied health professionals but ultimately Senator Gaetz (sponsor of the bill) was unwilling to amend the needed sections on to other legislation that was moving through the process.

Governor Crist Appoints 3 to BOMT

Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:13

Governor Charlie Crist announced the following appointments for the Board of Massage Therapy on March 31, 2010: Amy Hagen, 36, of Pensacola, massage therapist with Edge Family Chiropractic, succeeding Lorena Hayes, appointed for a term beginning March 31, 2010, and ending October 31, 2013. Lydia Nixon, 28, of Pensacola, self-employed massage therapist, succeeding Lynda Wolfe, appointed for a term beginning March 31, 2010, and ending October 31, 2013. Lisa Oliver, 38, of Margate, vice president of academic affairs, Keiser Career College, succeeding Irene Andriole, appointed for a term beginning March 31, 2010, and ending October 31, 2012.

Attention Healthcare Providers

Thursday, 04 March 2010 14:22

The Department of Health Bureau of Quality Assurance issued an important notice to warn licensed healthcare providers of a possible telephone scam currently being used to obtain private financial information.  Please read below for details. IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE BOMT - POSSIBLE SCAM: We were recently made aware of a telephone scam, whereby a licensee received a call from a woman indicating she was from the Bureau of Quality Assurance, Department of Health calling to advise his license to practice medicine was being suspended effective immediately because he failed to forward a new set of fingerprints to them. She was very convincing and indicated the mail had not been returned to their offices; however, she could put a “stay” on the suspension if he immediately sent in his fingerprints. When asked if he could go to a local police station to have them taken, she told him she would call the police station to find out if they had the correct card that was needed and that she would call the doctor back. She called him back and said the police station did not have the card and said she could FEDEX it to him and all she needed was a credit card number to charge him $25.37. She proceeded to tell him she couldn’t use the credit card he had used with them previously and that she needed a new card number, which he provided. Later, the doctor became suspicious and called both credit card companies, finding out that upwards of $10,000 had been charged to his credit cards. In order to make our licensees aware of this potential scam and to help ensure protection of their information, the following message is being placed on: all board pages; the first page of the online services portal; the message pages after the practitioner logs into their account; and the FAQs on the online services portal: IMPORTANT MESSAGE - The Department of Health, Division of Medical Quality Assurance, is dedicated to protecting your personal information against fraud and scams. You can help protect your license and personal bank accounts by being cautious in giving out your own personal information such as first name, last name, business name, email address, userid/password, financial information (credit card, bank account number, PIN), social security number, and driver’s license number. We will never request personal credit card or bank account information over the telephone. If we require information from you, we will notify you in writing and request that you provide the information by mail or online only after you have safely and securely logged in to your account. If you believe that someone may be using your account without your permission, please contact us immediately at 850-488-0595.

License Services on FLhealthsource.com

Friday, 19 February 2010 18:50

If you have questions about how to get a license, renew an existing license, or transfer your license from another state; instead of calling the Board of Massage Therapy, you might consider visiting  www.FLHealthSource.com first to see if it answers your question(s).     Services for Licensed Massage Therapists: Renew License Update Address Print Confirmation of License Request Duplicate License Applicants & those considering getting a Florida Massage Therapy License: Licensure Evaluation Tool (Directs you on how to get a FL license) Apply for Licensure Online MQA Examination Services Applicant Status Check Last, but not least, you can fill out a questionairre to see if you are affected by Florida Statute 456.0635. If your license question is not answered on FLHealthsource.com, you can browse the FL Board of Massage Therapy website or call the Board of Massage Therapy at 850-245-4161.

Practice in Florida, Join in Florida

Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:00

Mission Statement: “To Unify the Massage Therapy Profession While Creating, Representing, and Promoting Standards of Excellence in Health Care” Vision Statement: “To Promote Public Awareness of Massage Therapy in Florida Through Education and Professionalism” The Florida State Massage Therapy Association (FSMTA) is the oldest professional massage therapy association, founded in 1939.  Furthermore, FSTMA is the only association that works exclusively for therapists who practice in the state of Florida.

New Law - Licensure and Renewals

Tuesday, 26 January 2010 12:46

A new law passed on July 1, 2009 prohibits the issuance or renewal of a massage therapy license for an individual who was convicted of a felony under chapter 409, chapter 817, chapter 893, 21 U.S.C. ss. 801-970, or 42 U.S.C. ss. 1395-1396, unless the sentence and any subsequent period of probation for such conviction or pleas ended more than 15 years prior to the date of the application. This ALERT is posted on the Florida Board of Massage Therapy Website. If this law affects you, please contact FSMTA at 877-376-8248 and let us know. For more information, please visit the links provided below. This new law is Florida Statute 456.0635 and contains references to the following laws: Florida Statutes,  Chapter 409 Florida Statutes, Chapter 817 Florida Statutes, Chapter 893 United States Code, Chapter 13 (ss. 801-970) (455 KB pdf) United States Code, Chapter 42 (ss. 1395-1396) (4.75 MB pdf)

Electronic Membership Renewal Notices

Monday, 25 January 2010 19:00

FSMTA has implemented a new electronic notification system for renewing your membership.  In an effort to reduce our environmental impact as well as costs, we send your first two membership renewal notices by email.  We send paper renewal forms to you if you do not have an email address on file with us or if you do not respond to the electronic renewal notices.  If you receive your renewal by email, you still have the option of printing your renewal form to mail with a check.  This new green system allows us to continue to provide you with the service you expect, without raising your membership dues. You have several ways to provide us with your email address.  You can log in to your FSMTA profile to add or update your email, you can contact us online or by phone (877-FSMTA4U), or you can write it on your paper renewal form.  If you don’t currently have an email address on file with FSMTA Central Office, then you are missing out!  We send out email newsletters with helpful information to keep you in touch.  Also, your Local Chapter probably sends out email reminders about their monthly meetings, where you can get free CEs! We hope you’ll join us in our efforts to help the environment, keep you in touch, and keep membership dues low by ensuring we have a current email address.

Find FSMTA on Facebook!

Monday, 25 January 2010 17:48

FSMTA has hopped on the social networking bandwagon! We have formed an FSMTA group on Facebook.com where people in the massage therapy world in Florida can interact. Join in discussions, share on the wall, make connections, and just have fun! Follow this link to check it out: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49303458825#

Independent Contractor vs Employee

Monday, 25 January 2010 11:09

Do you know your status?  Are you an employee or independent contractor?  Maybe you are referred to as an employee but you’re being treated like an independent contractor.  Improperly treating an LMT as an Independent Contractor instead of an Employee is against the law and can lead to an IRS Audit, fines, penalties and payment of uncollected taxes.  Know your rights as an LMT!  A synopsis of these subjects along with sample contracts can be found here in the Members-only section of this website.

 

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Created On: 10/03/2009 22:11:28
     

Great page! Now that I understand how this site works, I look forward to getting my own page.

Susan Spencer, LMT


ethien Rascón

Created On: 07/04/2009 01:51:56

its matter of taste i think , draping really should not have to be a issue long term , its ridiculous that we people should have to even paid to be touched , massage has a great medical aspect to it , but it is also very intimate , and part of the job of a massage therapist is to educate , not just about the clinical benefits , but also to learn from them selves , have deep understanding of what it is to be human ,and to feel human , and to feel innocent again , and like all teachings , it takes time .


Charlie

Created On: 05/14/2009 00:59:19

Thanks for the info. Michelle. I plan to take the national exam in September. Congratulations on obtaining your license!

Charlie